He's unstoppable.
He's the master of the world.
He is Gilligan.

Leprechaun by William Mistretta

He wants his gold.
Why don't they give it to him?
Who can truly say?

The Green Yamo by William Mistretta

On the mountaintop
Stands the invincible warrior.
Softly, he moos.

Torgo by William Mistretta

He has funky knees,
But some cool theme music.
He is Torgo.

Ram Man by William Mistretta

Flying through the air.
Smacking head-first into walls.
All hail Ram Man!

Fisto by William Mistretta

Smiting his foes
With his gigantic purple fist.
What a dork.

Pro Wrestling by William Mistretta

Battling Starman,
The Amazon, and Kin Corn Karn.
A winner is you!

Might Bomb Jack by William Mistretta

Collecting bombs,
Fighting the forces of Belzebut.
Behold Mighty Jack!

Manos: the Hands of Fate by William Mistretta

Pointless driving shots.
Scenes that drag on forever.
Curse this movie!

Steel vs. Corn by Ryan Graff

Steel vs. corn
Cornos and the Beefmaster
Battle to the death.

Buchu by William Mistretta

Fat flying warrior.
Relentless kung fu master.
Buchu is his name.

The Captain by Ryan Graff

Who is Cap'n Crunch?
Who's the man beneath the hat?
We may never know.

Heart's Desire by Ryan Graff

If I had one wish
I'd wish for a baseball bat
Then I'd kick your ass.

The Forgotten by Ryan Graff

Sitting in a lake
Talking to some stupid fish
Aquaman, you suck.

The Oracle by William Mistretta

Pointless gibberish.
The lamest game ever made.
Taboo: the Sixth Sense.

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