How'd you like to amaze your friends with all the latest inside info on upcoming feature films? It's as easy as visiting Coming Attractions, the premier online source for big screen spoilers.

FlyingSquirrel is one of my very best pals. Her page is just jam-packed will all sorts of wacky stuff. Cartoons, independent film, and flaming Pop Tarts are just some of her many interests. While you're at it, why not check out the page of her "better half" InevitableGuy?

Ryan Graff is a great friend of mine. A true kindred spirit. His site includes some great stuff about the screenplay he's currently working on (an epic fantasy piece) as well as an original game based on it. Expect more stuff soon.

There are few things that I love more than Star Wars. Check out TheForce.net for all the Star Wars new that's fit to print.

Classicgaming.com offers "Gaming the way you remember it." If you grew up in the "classic" era of video gaming, this site is just the place for you. Jam-packed with articles, reviews, trivia, and general nostalgia about the games that defined a generation.

I love cows. They're easily my favorite animal. Very cute, and mellow, too. I dig that. Check out Cows Caught in the Web for everything you could ever want to know about cows (and then some). Also, click here to see a cute picture of a cow that my friend Nicky made me.

If you like Nicky's work, check out her home page. It has a lot of wonderful poems, stories, and artwork.

The Web Site of Pete and Pete. Pop quiz, hotshot: What's the coolest kid's show in history? If you are (and this is a technical term) cool, you'll immediately respond, "The Adventures of Pete and Pete." This late, great Nickelodeon series follows the, well, adventures of two brothers, both of which, for some never revealed reason, are named Pete. Each episode chronicles the Petes' experiences growing up in their hometown of Wellsville . The cast of supporting characters include Mom, Dad, older Pete's best friend Ellen, and, of course, Artie, the Strongest Man in the World. As you may have guessed, the show is surreal in the extreme. It's also a whole lot smarter than your typical kid's fare. Do yourself a favor and check it out.

Fat Chick In Party Hats. Please believe me when I tell you that you must, MUST see this! If you see only one Web page in your life (or before you end your life, which is likely after a visit here) you must take in the mind-boggling spectacle that is Fat Chicks In Party Hats, the single funniest page in human history. I can't explain it. Go there now! I command it!

Seanbaby's Home Page. Although it doesn't quite reach the same sublime depths of stupidity as Fat Chicks In Party Hats, the site of Sean "Seanbaby" Reiley is still pretty damn hilarious. Picture current events, movies, cartoons, video games, and Hostess fruit pie ads, all presented with commentary from an angry twentysomething guy with garishly colored hair and a vinyl pants fetish. That about covers it. In my opinion, Seanbaby is the funniest guy on the 'Net today and his site is a must see if you like to laugh until you pass out and are robbed and sodomized by a pack of wandering circus midgets only to wake up in the hold of a Korean fishing vessel, where you are forced to spend your days and nights in total darkness, chained to the hull performing repetitive slave labor, subsisting only on a thin rice gruel and captured vermin and praying non-stop for the sweet release of death.