Star Wars

Episode -1: Mr. T vs. Darth Maul

By William Mistretta and DJ Matthews

The galaxy is in turmoil.
The peaceful planet of Naboo
has been attacked by the evil
Sith Lord Darth Maul.

The Jedi Council must now call
upon the only man in the universe
helluva tough enough to vanquish
Maul and restore peace to the galaxy...

Later, on Coruscant...

In his patented 1982 GMC custom van, T soon arrives at the watery planet of Naboo...

Without warning, Darth Maul's deadly Sith Infiltrator decloaks and opens fire on Our Hero!

A hit! T is going down!

Fortunately, T always packs his parachute.

The van crash lands in a Naboo swamp, where T meets up with a most curious creature...

With Jar Jar's help, T sets to work repairing his damaged van...

Soon, T and Jar Jar are on their way...

Head on to Part Two...

Winner of the coveted Gold Chains Award!