The T Shrine

All hail T!

Our Holiest Day: May 21st, most hallowed birthdate of Our Lord and Savior.

Welcome to my modest little shrine dedicated to the toughest man in the universe, and my personal hero: the one and only Lawrence "Mr. T" Tero. Here you can receive a bit of T's wisdom, learn why "helluva" should be your adjective of choice, and see why I pity any fool that messes with Mr. T.

Now, you may be wondering why Mr. T. Isn't he just some forgotten eighties pop culture icon? To you I say: "Hell no!" To me, T is a true hero for the ages. He's a positive role model. T teaches us that you can be strong without being a thug. That you can be a tough guy without lacking respect. That you have nothing to lose by standing up for your beliefs. That if you drink your milk, eat your greens, keep away from drugs, and stay in school, you can be anything you want. Yes, Mr. T is a genuine American hero. I've never come across anyone more deserving of worship and reverence. With that said, let's continue on...

Mr. T Versus Stuff

Mr. T vs. the Leprechaun is my very first T tale. The greedy Leprechaun has developed a lust for T's solid gold chains. Can Our Hero vanquish his puny foe and save the day? Probably.

Mr. T vs. Mortal Kombat chronicles the epic battle that begins when the vile four-armed behemoth Goro throws down the gauntlet, challenging T's place as the toughest man in existence. Naturally, T accepts his challenge, paving the way for some intense cut-and-paste action. Finish him!

Mr. T vs. the Yamo is a strange one indeed. Can the mighty T defeat his latest foe...A tiny, bright green Sumo wrestler!?

Mr. T vs. Darth Maul is my most popular work yet. Straight from his appearance in Star Wars: Episode One: The Phantom Menace, the deadly Sith warrior Darth Maul is wreaking havoc on the peaceful planet of Naboo, home of the galaxy's youth centers. Now, with the help of an unlikely sidekick, it's time for Mr. T to show him why you never, never want to mess with the youth centers! As seen on ZDTV!

Winner of the coveted Gold Chains Award!

T Sounds

These sounds come from my Mr. T versus pages. I put them here so you could download any ones you find particularly funny. Enjoy!

Mr. T and the Leprechaun exchange trash talk. 27 KB WAV file.
A sound clip from the battle between Goro and Mr. T. 151 KB WAV file.
Shang Tsung announces T's victory. 126 KB WAV file.
Mr. T encounters the Yamo.
T meets Jar Jar for the first time. 300 KB WAV file.
T tells that fool Darth Maul what's what. 360 KB WAV file.

T Artwork

A Mr. T photo collage by Nicky Matthews.

Mr. T in Magic: the Gathering!? Yes! See it here!

T Poetry

Mr. T a haiku by Ryan Graff.

Wearing my gold chains
Driving in my custom van
I am Mr. T.

Untitled a haiku by Gordon Grant.

Treat your mother right
Don't do drugs and drink your milk
Or you a sucka.

Damn, That Mr. T is Helluva Tough! a haiku by Ben Pritchard.

Superman knew it
David Nimmo knew it too
Mr. T is tough.

Untitled a haiku by Aaron Palmer.

A fear of flying
Will not stop this man mountain
So we spike his milk.

Untitled a lymrick by Dave Panseri.

Mr. T's voice was quite gruff
Didn't want nobody touching his stuff
Some fool scratched his van
So he kicked his can
'Cause T is helluva tough

Untitled a haiku by Hasslehoff.

Murdock touched mah van!
That sucka is gonna pay
He's a crazy fool!

Untitled a poem by Vicente Valero.

What do I see when I see the T?
Blinding light, reflected off gold
Is this God standing before me?
As he draws near, I see more clearly
My 80's hero whom I love so dearly
I gaze with awe as he begins to speak
With full attention, my knees grow weak
"Quit yo jibba-jabba and drink yo milk."
His mohawk so soft, almost like silk
All the while I wonder, how much do all those chains cost?
"Quiet Foo, you-sa gonna get tossed!"
As I fly through the air, I think of the car
1982 conversion, a GMC beauty...
WOW, THAT T IS HELLUVA TOUGH! MY JIBBA-JABBERIN' ASS JUST GOT TOSSED HELLUVA FAR!

Untitled a haiku by Apprentice T.

Hey Sucka Drink Milk
Or Get thrown Helluva Far
And Stay in School Fool

School'n a Fool a haiku by Robert Ligon.

Dat sucka Murdock
with crazy jibba-jabba
Gonna teach the fool

Untitled a poem by Nicky Matthews.

Cruising around in his custom van
Covered with rings on every hand
His gold chains sparkle and shine in the sun
When he's around, the bad guys run
Catching up to dem fools without distress
While leaving their hideouts one giant mess
Throwing those fools with ease through the air
While leaving them asking "Who is that psycho with the mohawk hair?"

Got more T poems? Submit 'em!

The Wisdom of T

Click the T head to recieve the wisdom of the ages! Mr. T knows all and tells all!

T Links

Mr. T vs. Everything is the premier online source for all things T. Check it out, fool!

Be sure to catch Mr. T in his latest film, Judgement from Cloud Ten Pictures.

Miscellaneous T

Read from the Holy Book of T...
Sign the Holy Book of T...

Please email any prayers to the Almighty One to greenyamo@hotmail.com

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